[yomanbill]

Your wife wants it as a gift (of her choice) for your granddaughter. I suggest that you tell her it is a good choice and say no more. Undoubtedly it is made of particle board. But, your granddaughter will grow up and it doesn't need to be a family heirloom.

 

[yomanbill]

“You can be right or you can be happy”
If it does come off, you can offer to fix it and be a hero.