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It's his 21st birthday, but he's not your ordinary 21 year old. He was born with just a head...no body from the neck down. And being it's his birthday, his father is taking him out for his first drink.

Dad carries his son into the bar and sets the head on the bar top and exclaims..."It's my son's 21st birthday, so free drinks for everyone." "And bartender doubles for myself and my son". The father downs his drink, and pours his son's drink in his mouth. The son swallows the drink and within seconds, a neck pops out.

The father is dumfounded, and everyone in the bar noticed.The father was so excited, he ordered more drinks for everyone, and doubles for himself and his son. After downing those, arms and a body pop out. The father is ecstatic. Everyone in the bar is watching. The father is thinking maybe the alcohol is helping, and orders two more doubles, and downs his and his son now has arms and hands and handles his own drink.

With that drink, legs pop out. By now everybody is clapping, crying and yelling. His son is now a complete person...having all the parts. The father proposes a toast to his son. "Doubles for everyone". The father downs his, and the son, now standing on his own feet drinks his. All of a sudden POOF...the son just disappears.

The bartender steps over and says to his father..."He should have quit while he was a head".




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It's his 21st birthday, but he's not your ordinary 21 year old. He was born with just a head...no body from the neck down. And being it's his birthday, his father is taking him out for his first drink.

Dad carries his son into the bar and sets the head on the bar top and exclaims..."It's my son's 21st birthday, so free drinks for everyone." "And bartender doubles for myself and my son". The father downs his drink, and pours his son's drink in his mouth. The son swallows the drink and within seconds, a neck pops out.

The father is dumfounded, and everyone in the bar noticed.The father was so excited, he ordered more drinks for everyone, and doubles for himself and his son. After downing those, arms and a body pop out. The father is ecstatic. Everyone in the bar is watching. The father is thinking maybe the alcohol is helping, and orders two more doubles, and downs his and his son now has arms and hands and handles his own drink.

With that drink, legs pop out. By now everybody is clapping, crying and yelling. His son is now a complete person...having all the parts. The father proposes a toast to his son. "Doubles for everyone". The father downs his, and the son, now standing on his own feet drinks his. All of a sudden POOF...the son just disappears.

The bartender steps over and says to his father..."He should have quit while he was a head".




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He wood have been better off.....
 
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