Kia Ora, Pete! Glad you found us, you can't help bad luck, eh?
Welcome to our flat you'll love it here, it's a box of budgies. Not too many Wally's here, just the occasional dag. And ya know, sometimes a dodgy hardcase will come on with a load of cod wollops. Usually they ain't even a chippy, just maybe a brickie who fancies himself a corker.
If you ain't too buggered, rattle your dags and gizza shufti at some of those planes man. I bet they are flash, eh?
That's all for now bugalug, got to grab a stubby and get the chook and bangers on the barby or the lady will get a bit brassed. Bob's your uncle!