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Tiger Woods jokes (you knew it was just a matter of time ! :-)

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she'd hit him. She replied "I'm not sure exactly...put me down for 5."

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Come on.
The guy was drunk.
How else can you explain him hitting a tree AND a water hazard on the same drive!!!!

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
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Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way.

Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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Holy crap, that is some funny stuff. Poor Tiger. (not really)

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Ok, this one may be a little in poor taste but here we go.
What does Tiger and a baby seal have in common?












They both got clubbed by a norwegian.

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Ok, this one may be a little in poor taste but here we go.
What does Tiger and a baby seal have in common?












They both got clubbed by a norwegian.

Close...but she's Swedish


I wonder if he yelled "Fore!" before going into the rough?

I hear Tiger is changing his nickname to Cheetah, just to keep it in the Cat family.

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