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post #5501 of 5969 Old 10-04-2015, 07:02 AM
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Boomhower hasn't been around for almost a year now. Does anyone know what happened to him?
Seems like he started a never-ending thread that has taken many turns and just left the forum.




I saw Boomhower in Siberia! Do not worry .....
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Glad someone spotted him
That's one way to get out of Honey-Do lists

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My Honey-Do list is so long, the only way I'll ever get out of it is when I get planted.

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My Honey-Do list is so long, the only way I'll ever get out of it is when I get planted.
I got tired of long lists and told my wife it has to fit on a standard post it note.
First line on post it note:

Paint house

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I'd do mine if I knew what it was. All I get is "can you help out more around the house?"

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I'd do mine if I knew what it was. All I get is "can you help out more around the house?"
Don't ask her what she can't handle and needs help with

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I'd do mine if I knew what it was. All I get is "can you help out more around the house?"

That falls into the mind reader category. Been failing at that for over 18 years.

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The honey part of my honey-do list moved out. Took the list with her. :-)
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The honey part of my honey-do list moved out. Took the list with her. :-)

How did you accomplish that? Let us in on your secrete.


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We were married for 16 years, but her interest in politics was far greater than mine. She ran for a seat in the State House of Representatives and won, then was appointed Director of Medicare Services for the state, then was promoted to Secretary of Health and Environment. We have no kids, and the government offices are in a different city, so we amicably agreed to part. I got the house, now with room for a smaller shop space in what used to be a store room for her stuff, and room in the garage for more tools.
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I've thought about a long distance marriage but she hasn't moved out yet

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Cubs won a play off game!

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Cubs won a play off game!

Hell has frozen over!


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Goat isn't dead yet

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Go Cubbies.


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I'm not a baseball fan. It's like watching grass grow. Yawn
But it's been over a hundred years.
Gotta cut them some slack

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I feel the same way. Goes that way with most other sports too....
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Turning good wood into designer firewood on a daily basis.....

I never plan my days. "Premeditated" is a word Lawyers love to toss around in courtrooms.
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That watcher hears tapping from the other side of the wall. He's waiting to see if the tapper will eventually break through the wall. Just a theory, but I'm sticking with it.
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I think you got something here
I'm hearing tapping too
I should be out soon

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Wait
I think it's Bill Cosby.....

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