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Old 07-13-2009, 07:41 PM   #1
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Did you know the Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane before they divorced? She still uses a razor on the other leg though!

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That's just wrong ,,,,,,,,,funny,,,,, but just wrong.
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That's just wrong ,,,,,,,,,funny,,,,, but just wrong.
Agreed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but still darn funny!!!!

Prickley legs is one thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but splinters is really bad!
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On the forum where I borrowed it from suggested that it wasn't a plane but rather a


are you ready?


drum roll please...


Baa baa boom!


spoke shave...

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