Thoughts and words - Page 2 - Woodworking Talk

Geoguy · 07-05-2009, 11:07 AM

"A day late and a dollar short",,,,,

Story of my life.

snowi · 07-05-2009, 01:15 PM

Don't ask the question unless your prepaird to hear the answer!

ACP · 07-05-2009, 02:20 PM

$hitbirds fly in flocks.

joesdad · 07-06-2009, 09:23 AM

I'm glad I'm not perfect because I wouldn't know where to go from there...

jporter5333 · 07-07-2009, 04:27 PM

"That's what she said"

Night Mill Bill · 07-08-2009, 03:32 AM

"I dont give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way."
-Mark Twain

I always liked that one. Makes me feel better when I make typos.
-Bill

GeorgeC · 07-08-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasTimbers

Boy to mother, after looking down the at the plate full of liver & onions:

"I'd rather eat my hat."

That boy does not know what tastes good. Just have to add the bacon to that and you have one scrumptous meal!!!

G

CivilEngineer13 · 07-08-2009, 12:53 PM

Can't win for losin'

trash collector · 07-08-2009, 01:36 PM

It's takes one to know one,
The blind leading the the blind.

**TexasTimbers** · 07-08-2009, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeC

That boy does not know what tastes good. Just have to add the bacon to that and you have one scrumptous meal!!!

G

I never had it that way George, but as much as I love bacon I don't know that I could get past the taste and smell of anything in that recipe that wasn't bacon.

My wife wasn't a big bacon fan until we got married, but I have converted her. She now understands why butcher shops still exist. We have ours cured with maple and a heavy dose of pepper. We're learning to do it ourselves but have a little learning yet to go.

My point is, as much as we love bacon, neither one of us can add enough bacon to liver and onions to get past the liver and onions part.

Geoguy · 07-14-2009, 11:42 PM

I only takes one "Oh, Sh!t"

To wipe out a truck load of "AttaBoy's"

nzgeordie · 07-15-2009, 02:30 PM

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realise that what you thought you heard me say was not what I really meant.

dbhost · 07-15-2009, 04:33 PM

No good deed goes unpunished.

Oh $hit! You did it like I told you to!

Rick Mosher · 07-15-2009, 07:24 PM

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching

experience is something you never get until just after you need it

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
Following the rules will not get the job done.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

What you don't know, will cost you a lot of money.

Procedures should not be used as a substitute for thought.

When you see the **** is about to hit the fan, shut your mouth.

The more complicated the job is the less time and useful information you will be given.