Ten Thoughts to Ponder - Woodworking Talk

dollis · 04-20-2009, 11:49 AM

Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowestpossible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dyingof nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention toCriticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's,people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and peopletake Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven'tgot a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

Nate1778 · 04-20-2009, 12:06 PM

I get horny thinking about a pastrami on rye, is that weird?

slatron25 · 04-20-2009, 12:59 PM

Too much information Nate.

red · 04-20-2009, 04:05 PM

I like the list.

Red

Gene Howe · 04-20-2009, 06:42 PM

Great list. But, the best lines are the two in your signature.