Hubert

My wife says these are "not nice" for a minister but I like them.





(I don't drink beer so I especially like this one)

When Lite-Beer first came out every one wanted to know how it was made. A farmer decided he would find out. He poured some into a jar and sent it to the local agriculture college and asked them to "analyze this." They sent him a letter. "Your horse has diabeties."



God was talking to Adam and Eve in the Garden. He tells them who wants to pee standing up????

Being a guy Adam emediatly says, "Me, I do I do!!!!"

God says ok and Adam runs off to "write his name in the snow."

God then turns to Eve and says, "Ok I guess that means you get the multiple orgasms."

Mike Morgan

A note:

“The Guyana College called. They said Pabst Beer is fine.
I didn’t even know you liked beer.”