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Old 02-12-2009, 09:51 PM   #1
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Olive oil is made from olives.
Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.
Corn oil is made from corn.
Oatmeal cookies are made from oatmeal
Onion powder is made from onions.
Garlic powder is made from garlic.
Peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter.


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Old 02-12-2009, 09:57 PM   #2
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Cheese Whiz always bewildered me.
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What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
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When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Maybe when cows laugh, the pee just a little and THAT's where cheese whiz comes from.
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Maybe when cows laugh, the pee just a little and THAT's where cheese whiz comes from.
Oh my gosh!!! I think I just peed a little when I was laughing at that!!!!!
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Great. Now I'm going to be up all night again, flipping the switch and watching closely.

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Yeah, but who's sure whats in Peanut Butter anymore....
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Yeah, but who's sure whats in Peanut Butter anymore....
Listen to the news..

Rat turds and bird feathers.
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Where do you think the dirty cloth diapers go?
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